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The Bastard! [Dec. 18th, 2010|09:15 pm]



Pastor “executes” elf to save Christmas

[User Picture]From: solarbird
2010-12-19 07:14 am (UTC)
Of course, you realise - this means war.
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From: silussa
2010-12-20 01:28 am (UTC)
I can't hope but think war is too good, in this case.
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[User Picture]From: elenbarathi
2010-12-20 08:10 pm (UTC)
Not just war, but Bard-war! I can't wait to hear the songs that will doubtless be inspired by this rash act.

What Pastor Knothead apparently doesn't realize is that real Elves don't identify with mass-produced stuffed toys, so they don't care if people hang, crucify or dismember them. The people who do care, because they do identify with toys, are children.

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